
I got you a surprise. Is it a Lambo like all those cool Internet kids have? No, it’s something that you need. Well, I’m a stumped man. It turns out that we’re a match. For what? Kidneys. I’m gonna be your kidney donor. I don’t need a kidney donor. Well, everybody needs a kidney donor every once in a while. No, they don’t. I thought you might say that. Yeah, because I have two perfectly healthy kidneys. Three perfectly healthy kidneys. What am I supposed to do with that? With what? The kidney in the bag. This isn’t my kidney, man. This is my lunch. I’m starving. Oh, thank God. I thought you’d already removed your kidney. Oh! I have. It’s in the cooler over there. And you better get on it, because that sucker is probably getting lukewarm.
