Cool Ranch Doritos are absolutely God-tier, here’s how you make the seasoning from scratch. One teaspoon salt, half teaspoon sugar, half teaspoon citrus acid, half teaspoon onion powder, half teaspoon garlic powder, quarter teaspoon white pepper quarter teaspoon parsley, quarter teaspoon dill quarter teaspoon of paprika. And now the secret weapon, MSG. Just a dash. MSG’s delicious, it’s not bad for you. Mix it up. There’s your Cool Ranch Doritos seasoning, but if you wanna do something really special with it, season up some nuggies. Give it a toss, and share it with a friend. V, nuggets! Yo dog, I heard you liked ranch so I got you ranch seasoned nuggets so you can eat ranch while dipping it Word! in ranch while eating your ranch. Oh my god, so much ranch I could die. It’s pure, that’s pure Doritos bam bam, right there. They’re good. There’s a lot of citric acid in it, but it’s so good. Ranch it up! Ranch it up.