Where are you headed? Oh, just a little family celebration. My godson found his penis. His what? Yeah, you know, like when little kids finally discover that they got another little appendage down there and they’re like, “Oh, wow! There’s a wittwe hose down there that yewwo water! Wow!” Well, that happened this morning and his mom likes to celebrate all the little milestones. Isn’t your godson like 15? Yeah’s he’s always been a little bit late to the game. Didn’t talk till he was five. But yeah, he found his penis this morning so we’re going to the Cheesecake Factory. Cheesecake Factory? Yeah, they got these little penis cheesecakes. I think they usually use them for like bachelorette parties, but, you know, sorta double purpose for penis parties. Hey, wait. Yeah? Uh… What’s a penis? Why don’t you come to the Cheesecake Factory and find out?