MK 342: We Went To The Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

3, 2, 1, Go. I took out a second mortgage on my house for Miki Sudo to beat Michelle Lesko. She doesn’t win, I can’t go back home. For the love of God, eat those hot dogs. I need this. You have no idea. My kids are gonna leave me. You gotta go Miki. Nine hot dogs in a minute and a half. She’s the world’s greatest athlete. I wanna see Serena Williams try and do that. We are in the presence of absolute glizzy goddesses here. Miki Sudo 40 Hot dogs in 10 minutes. I can’t believe it. [Music Being Performed] My heart is beating through my butt hole right now. So is mine, I guess. It’s a vegan protester dude. Holy smokes. Joey Chestnut is on world record pace. I’m on my own personal record for holding my pee the longest. How is that medically possible, Joey? Disappearing into his body. Joey, Joey, Joey! Joey Chestnut may not have broke the record but he is the first competitive eat to ever have to choke out a vegan protestor on camera.

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