Pilk is the internet’s most controversial drink. Let’s turn it into cheese. Ah! Start by pouring in a quart of whole milk. Then you’re gonna Kendall Jenner in two cans of Pepsi. Stir it constantly until it gets up to 195 degrees Fahrenheit, and then you’re gonna shut off the heat, add white vinegar, stir it just to combine, and then you’re gonna leave it alone for about 10 minutes and watch the curds form. Scoop your turds, scoop your turds into a cheese cloth. Add a fair amount of salt to it. You’re gonna wring it out. You’re gonna tie this up. You’re gonna let it hang for at least a day. Oh, this is pilko fresco at its finest, folks. Get some avocado toast. It’ll look so pretty. Sometimes you do something you regret. Dress it up with a little chili flake and some nice olive oil. Cut it in half and as always, share it with an incredibly reluctant, regretful friend. Vi, breakfast. Oh, hey, you made me cat food toast. Yeah, well it’s pilko fresco. It’s not terrible. Oh, I taste it now.