welcome to a day in the life of a mythical Kitchener first things first I take a look at my schedule and see what exciting things I’m going to cook and produce I start my day by cutting the white tips off of 5 lbs of candy corn exhausting but worth it after that I eat a bug then I make my co-workers eat a bug I then put my head in a fridge and yell at the top of my lungs for lunch I take a long nap on rat and Link’s desk sh don’t tell rejuvenated from my nap I test the rice Levels by putting my whole fist into the rice bucket I then organize the spice drawer by their feelings for my last task I record a YouTube clip of me laughing at a head of lettuce and that’s a day working as a mythical Kitchener bye