yeah how in soccer you would chest the ball I never trusted but one time there was like the goalie kicked the ball all the way across the thing in course I was I was a defender and the ball comes down and I made a decision I was going to chest it I tested it and it not the wind up we had I fell flat on my back that’s why I don’t chest them they scored deep in the subterrestrials of nonconformity a single drop of condensation on the outside of the coldest can beverage on earth fell into the hole of the mercilessly woody terminating the score of natural highs and subsequently conceiving the mythical show with red peddling on this week’s show the DRA tarak Forest Patrol rhett and Link calls fails a new local commercial comment counselling it Daily Grace and a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the mythical show intro and now you’re all red and Link welcome to the mythical show the only show on the Internet where you can see the entire surface area of the top of a desk and your half-hour of not having to click around on the internet we’ve got a killer show for you people today and I mean literally someone’s probably gonna die I just want to prepare you for that I don’t I don’t I don’t mean literally I don’t want to be I don’t want to be negative start a show I’m gonna be very positive because what if somebody does die then we get sued it’ll be out yeah yeah I don’t put that on me don’t put that on you don’t put that on us thanks for joining us I am excited I found my wallet so I’m feeling good about life it’s been less I’ve been missing I didn’t misplace it it fell out of my pocket and then I found it so it wasn’t even my fault this time how do you feel how long was it missing day or two I was panicking there for a little bit and I found it I feel very good because I have successfully prevented the varmints that have been coming to my house at night and getting on my roof and eating my oranges you don’t want the zombie children no I’m talking about the rats the rodents don’t you mean the things that have left turds all on your in your backyard and have noticed them here so and I’ve had a couple of them second what is that you know you gotta taste it you can Adam yeah I attend well there’s a difference between squirrel turds and rat turds let’s just get right down to it squirrel turds are round like hamster turds and rat turds or like long they’re longer yeah kind of pellet II and my wife sisters come in into town spending some time with us she’s going to be staying and with what was formerly the studio that is now like a guest bedroom I guess and she hates rat pellets well she says I don’t want my sister walking through like a maze of rat turds to come to breakfast and it’s not really a maze well I’m tired sometimes it is and we sometimes you got it’s like a minefield of rat turds and this is a pretty nasty thing to have in your backyard and so I got out and I investigated and I noticed that they were coming I never saw this happen I didn’t set up like a motion capture camera but I’ve determined that they’re coming from the LA River which is relatively close to the house and then they’re come getting onto the powerlines it welcome to Los Angeles where rats are on power lines and they charge admission to watch it and they come down the power line they come to the roof they jump down to the next part like the awning in the back they go across the awning and then they put the orange tree limbs go on top of the roof then they get into the orange tree they eat the oranges out of the orange tree and then they throw down the orange peels and they turn all over the place I want to do anything to see this so but let me tell you I’ve stopped them God stops them with this with our smart sir this is what it’s not a sponsor it’s a animal animal repellent now first of all I’m going to tell you what’s in it before I let you smell it this is showing smell or smelling tell whatever you want it to be oh this is a segment repels rabbits raccoons rats Bing Bing Bing deer chipmunks squirrels skunks Birds crows shrews groundhogs porcupines and beaver I don’t have a beaver problem in the backyard so now but I do have a rat problem and beaver beaver is the plural of beaver I think so yeah well I think usually you deal with one beaver at a time yeah okay so uh you got dried blood putrescent what’s bit all over myself putrescent whole egg solids Oh garlic oil cloves fish oil Fuller’s earth meat mill onions seaweed vanillin hmm a little vanilla in there wintergreen oil and water now this is interesting because I mean I’ve I’ve watched Charlotte’s Web the movie I know that rats love stuff that stink-eye all that stuff does ding obviously stinks so but I mean why would they know it so I’m supposed to smell this interview I’m smelling and then what take a deep breath and tell me if you think a rat would like I’m a smell and a Pheo I’m trying to get a little off of it already looks watching so anyway I’ve spread this all over I took like a deep breath bags I also have it oh dude in liquid form you just went berserk I sprayed that around the bottom of the tree I cut back the limbs I put this all over the road is this close to spraying right then just for the comedic effect don’t please don’t like stupid now I while I was there at the store getting up and he’s got a deer on the front of it that looks like he’s smelling something bad of course he shouldn’t like he likes it Goodyear’s like while I was there I also got dog and cat repellent I mean it’s just like why not you know so anyway this one’s a totally different thing and I applied this to all the places that I see this is like an infomercial the cats turning around I’ve applied this to all of it now this is totally different this is like pepper spray it’s white pepper Sentinel and finally I was out at time that’s up in the air like dude time out this autumn I was I was applying this to my yard and the wind blew it back into my face and I’m pepper sprayed myself and I was out there in my backyard by myself quad sneezing repeatedly and which explains what the neighbors thought why you you’ve killed a lot of brain cells it doesn’t smell bad it smells pretty good it seems like it should smell good it’s got like a pepper spray sort of effect though I like I’m gonna leave this under my nose for the rest of the show but I don’t think it’s effective because yesterday you don’t have to hard yesterday Locke and I were out inspecting we went to the spot in the yard where the cat’s hang out yeah and and I had a big pile of the stuff in that one little spot and there was a cat sitting in it that’s dumb if there was a cat sitting in it just looking at me I just to say you’re a pellet well it kind of looks like they’re running towards it I don’t know something about the looks on their faces all right right along Deno Kapadia is a guy and he started a Kickstarter campaign where he raised money to build a device that will allow you to play golf without using golf clubs for people with back problems things like that it’s basically a glorified slingshot to play golf with so what we did is if you watch that video we collectively said let’s harness our power is mythical beasts and let’s help this guy raise the two thousand dollars he’s trying to raise in his Kickstarter campaign to realize his dream of being a golf innovator select slash human size slingshot maker and we were successful in just a couple of days dino raised the money he as he promised us he sent us a couple of druthers we said well let’s go out and try these things out and instead of just trying them out we made it into a competition it’s the dread iraf first annual listen I want to challenge you to a three-hole tournament I want to accept your challenge you punk match play each hole is worth one point and then when you lose the loser has to be pelted with eggs with the other dread er about that I think that’s the green that way the white flag yeah the one that you’ll be waving in a little bit hahaha oh that’s how it’s done Lee is this mine right here yeah right here uh yeah he had to keep others I don’t know what’s happening you got to pinch it like a pinch a loaf oh yeah I just went ahead of you ah well I’m like a natural drummer look at that if there was a drought or Olympics I would win it the real beauty of the drawer is when you arrive at the green and you’re like what am I gonna put with and then you’re like whoa this slingshot has a putter on the end of it now I play pup-pup many times as a kid not with a slingshot only one pull in one pot all right Rhett takes whole one nobody cares okay we’re gonna be right next to each other whoa you know what I give it to you I have to make this into to tie you me up oh I just did that to make it interesting anyway whatever the name draw her get it think about it though potter shriver cutter you want to try it yeah if red McCollum makes this putt he wins the tournament of druther but if he misses leek Neil still has a chance and a chance he does link has to make this sustained contention he’s also talking to himself while pudding ah this is for all the glory right here it’s time for link to feel the full wrath of losing not happy about this yeah okay oh dude me right where I got the tattoos now what is this all about a very special subspecies of the flesh fitted furry bird is emerged a talking subspecies flesh footed furry bird not as Beauty our job is to tag the ones that don’t talk and don’t tag the ones that do talk okay we tag the ones that do dog and we don’t thank the ones who don’t go no we tag the talking ones and we don’t talk to the tags now so you’ve got me confused remember you tagged the ones that don’t talk me me me me me me what’s up man ah you’re a talker you need now to tag me well this is easy me I thought there’d be more to it what do you think you know what are you done this is totally going to ruin my rep what do you mean y’all all are the same to me I’ve worked hard to gain the respect of my other talking flesh for the Firebird brethren and now they’re just gonna think I’m another beeper Viper you know me me hey gone I don’t need you fur balls in a ward I’ll just take them off no you can’t take it off if you remove the tag it’ll set off a beacon an alert central office and they’ll seeing their drones to quarantine him I saw what happened last year me me oh yeah I seen that guy that bubble really stinks now jeepers well if it makes you feel any better then you didn’t have to do that I kind of liked it well listen I’m sure there’s a silver liner to this maybe it’s not a bad thing maybe it’s an opportunity in conclusion I you’re newly elected king of all non-talking flesh footed furry Birds issue my first eat it I alone shall sire all not talking flesh footed furry bird babies from here on out any questions me me we’ve created a monster no we’ve created an animal god king that will pass this genetic code on for generations to come and that’s nothing to be ashamed of what’s this no don’t do that do you need me to push you anywhere roll your anything and you pick me up no it looks heavy I’m not even gonna try out get a hernia and you can just roll me can you breathe in there I mean I can smell myself I I mean the only thing I can smell is me are you losing oxygen I don’t need oxygen what do you breathe hydrogen but technically we do breathe hydrogen that I mean it’s like in the air you’re breathing hydrogen nitrogen oxygen you make a choice as to which one you want your body to process how do people like you make choices to breathe oxygen I can choose between nitrogen hydrogen or oxygen and now you have a choice people ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever available for pre-order we have a poster the official Mystica will post your physical that’s all right and listen support entertainment if you if you buy one in the next in the next 30 seconds if you dial the number on the screen right now I’m gonna throw in some dog and capital and purse like dogs cat repellent on the outside of the please don’t make empty promises no but we are going to see we’re gonna sign every one of these yes we are but we’re not going to sit down and sign every one of these is not just a poster this is a poster with a signature not a robot signature we’re gonna actually do it I definitely inhaled some of speaking of poor choices not even making me happy okay we have a thing we call rhettandlink calls you may have seen it before this is when we calls on your behalf call people that you want us to call deliver a message that you’re not comfortable delivering for whatever reason well it’s a service it’s a good thing but sometimes it doesn’t go well right sometimes we run up against the requests that gets denied sometimes we have somebody tell us something that makes us feel we just plain fail we put them together for you rattling call fails we have hunter he has asked us to call his mother she has befriended him on Facebook and he wants to defriend her on Facebook all right let’s make the call uh hello can we speak with uh Hunter’s mom yeah this is Hunter’s mom wouldn’t we this is Rhett and Lady rhett and Link calling on behalf of your son Hunter okay okay yeah where are you from Brett and rank are you from cool cool its rhett and Link without the beat that’s kind of common mistake okay we understand that you recently joined Facebook is that true I’m I I’m not like a huge member on Facebook I go on there so I could monitor or something if I needed to you okay you’re but you say you go on to monitor things like a private investigator no I like say I want to see what my kids are doing you know like we said Hunter asked us to call you um to break the news that he would like to defriend you on facebook what goodnight okay well let’s at least talk about it be night okay we’re gonna call Charlotte this is on behalf of Zoe she wants to admit that she stole Charlotte’s phone and then sold it and bought a video game huh hello can I speak to Charlotte please yeah this is Charlotte hey Charlotte your friend Zoe asked us to give you a call this is link also have read here on speakerphone how you doing today I’m doing good I guess about a year ago did you lose your phone yeah yeah we’re letting you know that Zoe stole your phone and then took the money and bought a video game really really really I am too a bit mad that she didn’t tell me well she got us to tell you okay yeah welcome right okay we have an assignment to call Evangeline on behalf of Genevieve Genevieve accidentally killed her gerbil let’s do it hello can I speak with Evangeline if is she hey Evangeline this is rhett and Link calling on behalf of your friend Genevieve oh okay my understanding is you have a pet gerbil oh yeah Luffy where’s your gerbil now she’s sleeping how long’s she been sleeping uh for like two days I mean they do that sometimes see if you can wake her up okay over a little bit your gerbil is dead in it this isn’t a joke is it I’m sorry oh it’s just a message from a Jew Genevieve okay this just makes okay I just oh my god all right we’re gonna be calling Deshawn we’re gonna let him know that his tennis doubles partner Alec wants to break up with him hello hello is this Deshawn or is it Deshawn like the mustard they saw Deshawn okay it’s our understanding that you play tennis with Alec you’re like partners yes now I have reason to believe that you wore jeans to practice yes my cousin died one day and I had to stay at my grandmother’s house and I didn’t have any tennis practice attire so I wore with a head iron for that next day okay I think you’re excused there Alec wants to break up with you and I thinking there is like a tennis doubles partner honestly I don’t know who you are and right now you’re speaking in the language that I don’t understand but I’m hanging up the phone now so yeah so Alec that I hung up on you say I’m speaking English I thought I was speaking English the mythical male Boulder branches out this week we got among many other things Oklahoma State Flag from Michaela at McAlester Oklahoma a coca-cola Christmas ornament from Montana and killin Alabama and some Gameboy buttons from Josh in Smyrna Tennessee wanna mail us something visit facebook.com slash Rhett link for more information Thank You wiki faucet toilet stoppage hi problems call reckon and reckon plumbing I’ll take a crack at it redouble southern Iraq guy pipes are leaking I reckon we’ll take a crack at it eight double seven I reckon that it won’t bless I reckon we’ll take a crack at it double seven I reckon reckon earn my business with their top-notch service and I say so acknowledge 8:07 I reckon if you’re interested in seeing the unblurred crack version of that commercial then I are we’re gonna be releasing it on our main channel very soon and you don’t have to raise your hand to watch it you just have to click on it and watch it keep rads over I’m encouraged because we are starting to see cicada videos come in if you haven’t heard we heard Jen we made a cicada challenge to you people saying you need to eat some cicadas and upload a video response oh I’m just gonna do it okay yeah it actually tastes like an almond the winner is going to get a mythical show prize pack so it’s gonna be worth it and then the people who don’t win well you will have eaten X akkada and that’s nutritious something delicious hmm now we get a lot of comments on our videos a lot of positive comments I got to say really encouraging comments makes us feel good about what we do right who we are but you know what we get a lot of negative comments I would say a lot but we get sighs that we get we tend to read yeah and there and sometimes they are just bitterly negative make it question everything and sometimes you start thinking maybe we need some professional help to deal with this which brings us to this point ladies gentlemen we have sought professional help you know her as the Streamy web personality of the year the host of her daily show Daily Grace what is your favorite Disney movie the one where the girl has a full-time job and none of the animals talked I think it’s called the color purple but we know her as our Comment counselor grace Helbig okay make yourselves comfortable I got the biggest couch I could but you guys you look so much tiny around screen now you are here because you have a problem and the first step to solving a problem is admitting it and you’ve done that you have a comment problem and so I’m here to help you today the first comment comes from lonely purple pandas plural they say I regret clicking this video do you know what video it is I think that’s a question you need to ask yourself it’s okay let me handle this lonely purple pandas there’s a lot to your username that is true you seem to be lonely and you seem to be projecting that on to two friends that clearly have each other and are not lonely you don’t regret clicking on this video because this video took you away from your loneliness even for just a few minutes how’s that make you feel better okay let’s get into another one Jody says what a pile of excrements it could be a good thing right never heard eliezer are you farmers no let me handle this one Jody you’re a pilot we’re all piles of human beings are full of excrement this is from Adelaide de salsa they say I hate this episode it made me scream and cry do you think she literally screamed in response to our video and cried I would like to see that it’s a very difficult thing to do ah I can’t do it this is from Frisian 81 that dude with the glasses is such an idiot he needs to get swapped out or something dot dot dot well are you sure that he’s talking about me yes the dude with the glasses I have a comment here from mod Bodkins and she says the guy with the fourth-grader haircut and the stupid glasses is really obnoxious uh that’s definitely not me I mean when I was in fourth grade my hair didn’t look like this I’ll handle this mod Bodkins fourth graders and glasses is an adorable adorable thing I makes me want to start a blog called fourth graders and glasses we’re getting to the end and I want to reveal maybe the worst comment hmm this is from Claudia Mack oh dar is idot’s dar yeah is idot’s as idot’s I don’t know how to take that I don’t think they speak English Claudia Mack Oh donde esta Bano let’s wrap this up what have we learned here today I think you get a new haircut and get rid of the glasses I won’t swap you out I don’t feel any better I’m just gonna be honest I think that we’ve started resurfacing I will send you an emotional problem my bill do you have PayPal yeah thank you we’re done here that’s it yeah okay you can move faster no bills no touching thank you we got the bathroom it cry no don’t use my bathroom I want to record we’ll take a crack at it I reckon we would take a crack at it I reckon you would take a crack half yeah I reckon we would take a crack at it you can’t laughing you can stay but you just gotta be quiet I think butt crack is gonna help our business grow hi this is Mick Wingert the voice of awesomeness and you’re watching the mythical show with rhett and Link now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to doing some voiceover deep in the sub terrestrial crags of nonconformity thanks to Mick winger the voice of Awesomeness for lending his voice to the intro will get a lot of comments about that and we also has also the voice of the Panda and Kung Fu Panda the animated series on Nickelodeon yes he is so it sounds like Jack buck but it’s actually Mick our announcer well he was that first and then he’s our friends who became the announce we became friends with him because he was the voice of Kung Fu Panda don’t tell him that down and he likes he likes my hair and glasses how they were I’m just saying oh yeah you look good link so a lot of people have also commented not only on the voice of the intro but the look of the intro they say who made the intro well we made the edge it we sat down and we crafted out carry and move think through and we did it all 100% practically using stop-motion everything that you see in the intro we made was built we should buy us we should not carry that that lie any further of we didn’t do that in fact the guys at digital twigs did that opening animation just like link said they build all that stuff and the great thing about it is is they documented the whole process and they made a video that we’re going to show right now that shows you the process of how we made they made yeah you still on it the opening intro to the mythical show no show right now yeah right now no right now you Thanks digital twigs for that amazing intro tweeted them tweeted the digital twigs peeps and tell them what you think of their work I think it’s amazing I tweeted them every day but i DM them oh really just between the phonetics me a tweet I just DM with them now it’s time to spin the mega wheel of mega mythicality remember people eat your cicadas tweet at your peeps and be picture two weeks the most positive ending ever link let me take this one you know I feel like there’s been a lot of negative things said about you and your haircut and your glasses and you got egg on you during this episode so I feel like yeah like an opportunity for me to build you up and just send a lot of positivity in your direction okay now if I put my hand on your shoulder well I tell you these things just it’s okay yeah link with this new look that you have adopted in the middle of the show tonight I feel like you could be like the lead uncle on a 1992 sitcom I feel like you could be the star of like a gum commercial where there was a twin that looked just like you from 1993 maybe I feel like you need to take advantage of all the real estate that has been revealed on your face I mean there’s a good new three three and a half inches you could get a tattoo up there you could sell this I’m like brushing your hair besides you can sell this as like a sponsor like the people who might get billboards you get their backs tattooed for boxing matches you could get something and we could make more money basically as well I’m getting F you got your forehead tattoo because there’s no way anybody can miss that and that’s a good thing that’s a positive thing let’s move on to LM no boss you guys are not funny and there are one two three four five six seven eight nine ten what looks about ten exclamation points so they either had a small stroke on their keyboard or they really really mean that you are not funny