Category: Mythical Bits
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MB 119: Say It Like You Mean It
You want a drink? Say it like you mean it. Do you want a drink? Say it like you mean it. Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Do you want a drink? Do you want a…
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MB 118: An Unexpected Truth
Man, those were the days, huh? Yeah, look at us. I get emotional too, looking at these old pictures. No, that’s not it. What is it? Rhett? Yes. I’m your father. Take a closer look. How? I’ve always been your father. And I always will be. You’re not the only one with secrets. Take an…
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MB 117: Show Him The Ropes
Welcome to Job Incorporated. Let me show you the ropes. Well, here they are.
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MB 116: The Most Annoying Sneeze
Every friend group has… That guy Oh my god… I’m gonna sneeze… Oh my god… Oh my god…
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MB 115: Life Before Google
The capital of Arizona is Phoenix. And Colorado is Denver. What’s the capital of Vermont? I’m pretty sure Vermont’s a city. No, I think it’s a state. No, I’m like almost 100% sure that it’s a city in Ohio. It’s definitely not. Okay, prove it. Well, we could drive to Ohio and ask somebody. How…
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MB 114: Apocalypse Prep 101
Hey, the world is gonna end. That’s a given at this point, and food is gonna be in short supply, but you know what’s not gonna be in short supply? Paper. Now, we all know that newspapers are full of lies, and it’s better to feed your belly with them than to feed your mind…
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MB 113: A Family Celebration
Where are you headed? Oh, just a little family celebration. My godson found his penis. His what? Yeah, you know, like when little kids finally discover that they got another little appendage down there and they’re like, “Oh, wow! There’s a wittwe hose down there that yewwo water! Wow!” Well, that happened this morning and…
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MB 112: Chase Hates Crabs
Crab walking in the office! Hey! Whoo! Yeah, crab time baby! Uh… Chase, how dare you? How dare you! Yeah, what the hell, Chase? Oh jeez! I’m sorry, guys. Why aren’t you crab walking? Who do you think you are? I could… right now… Oh no no no no. It is too late, Chase. You’ve…
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MB 110: We Found Our First Comedy Videos
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah