Category: Mythical Bits
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MB 109: Did You Take A Picture Of Me Sleeping?
What the crap, man, you took a picture of me sleeping and posted it in the group chat. Well, that’s a picture of you sleeping, how can you prove that I took it? Because I have this picture. You took a picture of me sleeping taking a picture of you sleeping? You’re asleep in this…
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MB 108: The Perfect Cure For Hiccups
Here are the top five ways to get rid of your hiccups fast. Number one, hold your breath for 30 seconds. Number two, breathe into a paper bag. Get on your knees and beg the hiccup lords for forgiveness. Number three, drink a glass of water, quickly. Sacrifice your soul to the hiccup lords. Number…
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MB 107: What Are Electrolytes, REALLY?
Oh, man, my head is killing me. You staying hydrated? You need electrolytes, man. Oh yeah, electrolytes. What are electrolytes? Electrolytes, they hydrate you better than water. Yeah, but what are they? Electrolytes. But what are they? You staying in hydrated? You need electrolytes, man. No one ever asks what electrolytes are. Does anyone even…
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MB 106: We Let AI Write This Sketch
Dude, you’re not gonna believe this. I just had a little baby and it was completely parallel. What? No way. I love it when my uncle is the beer guy. Yeah, exactly. And that’s a straight up spoonful of sunshine. Wait, let me get this straight. He was the president of a hotdog? No, he…
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MB 105: Re-Gifting Gone WRONG
Hey, I got this pain in my back and I was hoping you could rub it out for me. What the hell is this? That is a coupon for one free back rub from Rhett McLaughlin. This is, like, my wife’s birthday gift from a year ago. So should I take my shirt off, or-…
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MB 104: When You Spend Too Much Time On TikTok
Okay, that’s enough TikTok for now. Whoa, this is weird. The TikTok lady is narrating my thoughts. Okay. No more TikTok for the rest of the day. That was delicious. Oh, come on. Am I going to be stuck like this forever? Rhett, you have to help me. Oh, no. She’s taken my voice, too.…
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MB 103: The Problem With Sharing Clothes
Doing work on my laptop. Oh, it’s cold in here. Oh, here we go. What are you doing? I’m putting on this jacket. It’s a little nippy in here. It’s my jacket. Oh, do you wanna wear it? No. Do you mind if I wear it? Yeah. It was just sitting there being unused. Why…
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MB 102: The Ultimate Battle of Wills (ft. Elyse Meyers)
I could be disgustingly full and if you ask me to split something, I will still want the larger half.
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MB 101: We Broke Link’s Brain
Oh, my God, I’m a robot. You okay? I would not know, I do not feel emotion. Why are you talking like that? I am following my programming. I am a robot. You’re not a robot. Is this a traffic light? No, it’s a water bottle. Are you a traffic light? Yes, I’m a traffic…
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MB 100: We Messed Up
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Sorry we’re late, we. Do you guys mind? We’re kind of in the middle of something. Do you guys mind? We have a meeting in here. Yeah, we’re taking care of it. God, I hate these two. Well we hate you. Shut up…