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Category: Mythical Bits

  • MB 99: Cancelling Your Subscription Is Impossible

    MB 99: Cancelling Your Subscription Is Impossible

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    Hi, I’m looking to cancel my membership. Oh, okay. And what did we do to deserve this? I’m sorry? Did we ask for too much? No… Did we give too little? No, I just- You just what, you just hate us? I just don’t use the service. Okay, thanks for your feedback. Now I’m not…

  • MB 98: Lo-Fi Beats Battle

    MB 98: Lo-Fi Beats Battle

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    Syrup. Syrup. Syrup. Syrup. Syrup! There’s only one way to settle this. On a Low-Fi Beats to Relax/Study To battle. Okay, okay, okay. You win. I will never again say syrup.

  • MB 97: People Who Leave Their Phone Sound On

    MB 97: People Who Leave Their Phone Sound On

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    Hello? I’m sorry, I think you have the wrong number. You have the wrong number, bye! Hey, since you’re already on your phone, can you do me a favor and Google the definition of vexatious? Vexatious, okay. Oh, my phone’s gotta restart. You’ve got mail. Okay.

  • MB 96: How To Snap Your Fingers

    MB 96: How To Snap Your Fingers

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    I’m never gonna learn how to snap my fingers. Dude, it’s easy. You just press your finger against your thumb until your finger hits your palm. That’s amazing. Nope. Uh! Again. What am I doin’ wrong? Everything. So disheartening.

  • MB 95: What Happened To Stevie?

    MB 95: What Happened To Stevie?

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    Stevie, quick question. It’s not Stevie, it’s Kris. Why are you here? I’m here for the TikTok thing. What was the idea for that again? You guys are supposed to walk in, I’m turned around. I’m blonde, you guys think I’m Stevie, but I’m not. And then we have a conversation about what the TikTok’s…

  • MB 94: What To Do With Your Missing Socks

    MB 94: What To Do With Your Missing Socks

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    Damn you. What the crap is this? Oh, I’m just putting my orphan socks to rest. Orphan socks? Yeah, you know, the socks that linger at the bottom of the drawer hoping to be reunited with their partner, but it never happens. Yeah. Well, I mean, that just comes along with owning socks. I’m just…

  • MB 93: Give It The D

    MB 93: Give It The D

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    It looks broken. Trust me. It just needs the D. It’s sopping wet though. I think that was its last run. I’m telling you once we give her the D she’ll be purring. Well, are you sure the D will even fit? Oh, it’ll fit. I’ve done this before. Well, the D is just so…

  • MB 92: If People Talked Like They E-Mail

    MB 92: If People Talked Like They E-Mail

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    Hi, Rhett. I hope this message finds you well. Looking forward to hearing back from you. Cheers, Link. Hi, Link. Thank you for reaching out. Best, Rhett. Hi, Rhett. I wanted to ask if you have any free time this weekend for us to connect. Bowling is one of many activities I can offer. Kind…

  • MB 91: Don’t Hijack My Story

    MB 91: Don’t Hijack My Story

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    Oh, my gosh. I had the worst day ever. I was at Build-A-Bear and they rejected my credit card. Oh, same. Today, I applied to be an organ donor and they rejected me. You know, I think they’re beard racist down there at the Goodwill. What are you doing? Hmm? You’re hijacking my story. You’re…

  • MB 90: You’re Sleeping Wrong

    MB 90: You’re Sleeping Wrong

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    You’re sleeping wrong. Placing a pillow between your legs, keeps your pelvis neutral, and prevents your spine from rotating during the night. But don’t stop there. A pillow under each arm can help prevent unwanted strain on your rotator cuffs. A smaller pillow placed gently in the butt crack, can collect sweat and reduce chafing.…