Hey! Man, I’m tired! Stayed up last night watching the new episode… Whoa, spoilers! I didn’t even tell you what I watched! Okay, good! I mean it was The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. Well, spoilers, man! Now I know that it has the falcon and the winter soldier in it. ‘Cos that’s the name of the show? Well I haven’t seen it yet. I haven’t said anything specific about it. It is really great though, you should watch it. That’s a spoiler, now I know it’s great. Next you’re gonna tell me that it’s unique or, that it’s surprising. I mean, it is really well done though, it’s very interesting. It’s interesting, huh? Okay! I didn’t need to hear that. Why don’t you just go ahead and tell me how it ends? Okay, nothing I have said qualifies as a spoiler. Everything you’ve said is something that I would only learn by watching the show, except now I’m learning it from you, having not seen the show, which makes it a spoiler. I don’t want to know what it’s about, and I don’t want to know how long it is, I don’t want to know who’s in it, I don’t want to know nothing. Well, I mean, it’s The Falcon and The Winter Soldier so you know it’s got Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan in it. Double spoiler! Okay, okay, I won’t say another word. Good! I’ll wait until you watch the episodes and then we can talk about it. Now I know that it has episodes, thanks! Don’t hold your arm like that, that’s a spoiler. This is not a spoiler! Now I know that a guy who watched it would be compelled to hold his hand up defensively when accused of spoiling it. And dropping your hand like that, spoiler. And that face, is a spoiler. And that face. And that face. Don’t leave the room like that, that’s a spoiler! The way you’re backing out tells me how cool the show is and how much you wanna avoid spoiling it further. Ah! You ruined it! You’re ridiculous! No, it’s okay, I’m just not gonna watch it now. I’m never going to talk about a TV show or a movie around you ever again! Fine! Fine! Fine! You forgot your groceries, you stupid idiot! Hey Rhett, if you don’t come back and get your milk, it’s gonna… spoil… What? Nothing! I’ll show you a spoiler!