Your body is in exquisite piece of machinery and you must fill it with the finest of fuels. I’m R.R. Barefoot. And I’m Larnold Jernigan. [Rusty and Larnold] And this is “Health”. Everything you’ve been taught is wrong. Everything you think you know is backwards. Let’s start with the reproductive system. Well, I didn’t know that’s what we were gonna do. I thought that we were gonna talk about the food pyramid, but now that you’re holding a sausage, when you meet someone, a special someone, and things go well, things go really well. Now, as you can see, we have a placard with a pyramid. We’re not turning the food pyramid upside down. That would be too much for you to handle. Your small minds would explode. We’re just turning the food pyramid on its side. 60 Degree. You’re pettin’ yourself. Yeah, I’m pettin’ myself. They call this self love. I’ve been learning about it. That’s good. Sometimes you just gotta love yourself. First of all, I think you did the wrong degree. Everything needs to be moving forward. You start with a goal, and interestingly, it’s not a carrot. Everything in the food pyramid and in life, is slowly building towards a climax of the perfect food, and that is… That ain’t gonna do it. Butter, we’re going to butter. And we know what we’re leaving behind. Carrots don’t work like butter. Carrot. I believe if you use a little bit of egg though. You makin’ a mess Larnold. God, sure I am. You know what? We could have just done that. We could’ve just propped it. That’s right. I didn’t need to crack a egg. I’m sorry I did it. It’s a egg-soaked carrot with some marker on the end. Okay. And you might be asking yourself, how do I get from carrots to butter? Well, I ask myself that every morning when I wake up. I think it has a little something to do with this apple, rotten apple. If you take a rotten apple and you squeeze it, oopsie daisy. That was a ripe apple. Look at the seed on that apple. Good golly. You can’t eat seeds of apples. Did you know that? You’ll die, it’s got cyanide in ’em. Let me eat it. It’s like a golf ball. See if you can spit it right in my hand. I hit your wrist. Yep, I got to think faster. To get to the butter, you gotta move through an apple. That’s right. There it is. And then, you gotta be careful not to take a U-turn prematurely. Right back. Right back to rotten apples. Want a Junior Mint? Yeah. Hm. Hm. Hm. You chewed on that one a little bit. Ah-ha! You think this is all fun and games, but what Rusty is demonstrating is something you don’t get to see a lot of times, and that’s what it looks like when poop comes out your butthole. It’s something we don’t like to talk about and something we don’t like to deal with, but the thing is, is that- If you wanna get to butter. Three to five times a day, it’s going to happen. A lot of times, if you want to teach somebody a lesson, you gotta do it in a fun, unexpected way and just think, oh, these good ol’ boys just having fun eating Junior Mints, when, really, what we’re doing is we’re talking about the digestive system and the digestive tract. And don’t get too excited about food, ’cause it’s all gonna turn into poop. Now, listen, this right here is a big bag of bread. I’m not gonna try to fool you. What you gonna do? Smush it, that’s right. Bread contains air. Uh, you don’t eat air, you drink air. I mean, you breathe air, and don’t fall for anybody trying to sell you something that’s at least 40% air. Got it. You see that? That’s the key to life right there. The peak over our pyramid. Yep, we need to face it towards the people, ’cause it’s a sponsor. Yep. Is this a sponsor? Brought to you by Pringles? This is not a sponsor? No. Well, we should allow the possibility. Okay. Keep the possibility alive, so possibly sponsored by Pringles. Three, two. What, don’t cheat. Now here’s the thing about Pringles. That looks like a fun time. It looks like an afternoon of delight. Crunkle like a bird’s nest. Get out all the air. To get here, you gotta do there. Get a cross section. Just get the… There you go. There you go. That good? What have we learned today? Leave carrots. Go through rotten apples. Don’t take a U-turn on sausage. Remember that it’s all gonna turn to poop, and, eventually, you’re gonna get to butter. [Rusty and Larnold] This has been “Health”. Practice safe health.