MB 75: Link’s Imaginary Friend

Hey, who’s your friend? You are. Can you stop making me say that? You’re seriously not gonna introduce me? He really has no manners, I’m sorry. Who are you talking to? Brett. He says he is your imaginary friend. I don’t have an imaginary friend. Brett, he does not mean that. Hey, you just slapped him in the face! I don’t see anybody. I know Brett, sometimes I feel like he can’t see me either. No, I physically cannot see him. Why can you see my imaginary friend, but I can’t. Brett says maybe you don’t see him because you’ve never cared to look. You know what? Brett deserves a real friend. We both do. I’m sorry. You’re right, Brett. We should be friends. We don’t need him. You know what Link, you’re not gonna be seeing me and my new best friend Brett around here anymore. I have literally never seen Brett. Come on, Brett, let’s go. After you. Don’t worry Chett, he never saw you.

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