Category: Music

Intro: Am Am            AmHe’s got a bootyHuh?It’s a regular bootyFShe’s got a bootyYeah?        GYou see that every other mother-fruitcakin’ day Am            AmHe’s got a bootyYep, right thereHiFShe’s got a bootyUh-huhGAfter awhile they all start to look the same Am     Take your booty and Christmasify itAm     So jolly you can’t deny itFHoliday spirit is flowin’ through meGComing right…

Intro: G  Em  D  D GSick as a dogBmSick as a catC                          DSick as a corrupt diplomatGSicker than beatsBmSicker than DreC                                                       DSicker than finding an extra nugget on your lunch tray                 GI need a chicken noodle soup bath    EmA chicken noodle soup bath        DJust do the math                                    DSick plus chicken soup                                                  GEquals a chicken noodle soup…

D                         DLook at us, two dudes behind one desk.             Bm                               GWhen I look to my right, I see you.                 AAnd I see you, when I look to my left.                DHashtag blessed. ( D  E  A  D )             DWe’ve done so many things on this show.                ESo many things that have helped us grow.                   AWe’ve eaten…

Intro: Gm  Cm           GmWe’re here togetherIn these apocalyptic lands           CmBeing chased by a biker gangWho’ve got flamethrowers for hands Gm     But we won’t let that stop usFrom enjoying a Thanksgiving feast (no)Cm     Even though everyone we knowIs deceased                GmWe got a turkey in a trash can(Turkey in a trash can)   CmA turkey in a trash can(Turkey…

                      CI’ve crushed cans and I’ve crushed gravel.                          F                                                     CAnd I crushed grandma’s leg in the door of a Cadillac(she walks with a limp but she learned her lesson)                C                                             F                                                            GNow I’m crushin’ on you babe like the grainy innards of a store bought hacky sack(you know how a hacky sack has that ksh…

Capo: 3rd fret Intro: ( Am  C  F  Em ) x2          AmLast week I saw you in the lobby passing, throughYou said, “Hey, how ya doing?”I said, “Pretty good man and you?”Well, that wasn’t trueI was actually doing pretty badHaving just received some unfortunate news from my dadHe had invested my inheritance in his new…

Intro: Em  D  C  C          Em  D  C C                                      Em  D  CAre You Gonna Eat That?C                                      Em  D  CAre You Gonna Eat That?C                                      Em  D  CAre You Gonna Eat That?C                                      Em  D  CAre You Gonna Eat That?C                                      Em  D  Bm CAre You Gonna Eat That? Em        D               C             D     Are You Gonna Eat That?       EmAre you?              DAre you gonna?              CAre you gonna…

                   C                           FThey say a picture’s worth a thousand words           C                                 FAnd a video is thousands of pictures I’ve heard       C    FSo, you             C       GDo the math            C                                         FSometimes your eyeballs need to be involved                    C                         FWhen your ears are listening to a song        C                    FAnd music videos                       C    GAre made for that                    Am                            FYou…

Capo: 4th fret Intro: Gm                       G              Em                      CEverything’s okay (hey) ’cause I’m on vacation                              EmWe spent 14 hours on that sandcastle                        G               Em                      CEverything is great (hey) ’cause I’m on vacation                                                EmAt least we’re not back at our jobs                                        GmWhich is at an ice cream sandwich factory      ( Gm )We need itWe want itVacationWe on itSurf, beach, palm treesGot…

Am                              F     That picture frame. Those hoodie strings.Am                                            F     They are driving me insane.Am                                F     Unequal pizza slices. Fonts of different sizes.Am                                        F     It’s more than I can take. Dm                               F     Missing parenthesis. Uneven capris.Am                             F     Googling “askew”.Dm                                                FBags opened from the wrong end should be recognized as a sin  Am                                                     GAlong with an unsolved…