Category: Music

Capo: 3rd fret Intro: G  G  Em  Em G     I can’t believe we’ve lived to be this oldEm     And somehow we have never seen this holeG     A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside itEm     Underneath this cotton tee, you’ve been hiding GIt’s time that we unwrapped this giftEmLet’s bring back the male midriff GIt’s my belly…

HeyWhatcha doing?Driving, whatcha doing?Driving and texting.Hmmm. Are you sure you should be doing that?                                DmYes, because. I’m a textpertAn expert at texting    A#                                         CRejecting the notion that you think I’ll be wreckingDmDue to the fact that I’m distracted?!                   A#                                                  CI multitask best behind the wheel when I get textually activeDmYOU should keep both eyes on…

Intro: C  C/B  Am  Am  |  Note: C/B – x20010                         CIf you have a needC/BFor somebody to touch up         AmYour dishwasher                           AmIn a way that requires paint            CJust call this manC/B                     Am                   AmJerry Stauffer in Continental, Ohio C     He’s got the skillsC/B     He’s got the brush (oh yeah!)Am     He knows what he mustAm                                               C     Do to…

          FI was playing a song                   CThat didn’t go anywhere                     GIt was kinda like an accompaniment for life                 F                  CIt doesn’t go anywhere                              GThis song doesn’t go anywhere                           FYou can kinda start to sing                             CSomething that sounds like some kind of folk song                    GAnd never rhymes (but doesn’t go anywhere)                        FAnd then you sing another…

C                                      Em              DFor everything, there’s a time and a place     C                        Em           D        EmAt Christmas time, that place is your EmHe’s got a face (yeah)D     What’s he gonna do with that face?Em     She’s got a face (hello)C     What’s she gonna do with that face?Em     He’s got a faceD     What’s he gonna do with that face?EmShe’s got a…

Intro: ( Emaj7  B ) x4 Emaj7Here we have a man Who’s chosen to Instagram       BHis apple pie, a la mode               Emaj7While he fumbles through the filters                                                  BHis ice cream has gotten “a la hot”And the pie “a la cold”     Emaj7As you can see This street performer’s drawn a crowdBTo watch him do his thing                                 Emaj7But instead of…

                  F#mYes, I am a nerdBookworm, I’m studiousFrom my cerebral cortex to my gluteusBack in KindergartenI aced my college entrance examNow, I’m no rocket scientist –Oh wait, I amWhen I pour my Alpha-bitsI get nothing but straight A’sMy retainer and headgear connectTo a back braceI’ve got a pocket-protector protector protectorI broke my glasses on purpose…

Join us as we go all the way back to 2009To the beautiful far-off land of Albuquerque, New Mexico This is the story of a high school chemistry teacherMy husband Walter WhiteI loved him and I lost himTo blue rock candy Calcium, nitrogen, carbon, erbiumIt makes cancer, it makes cancer But I’m breaking barium and deuteriumThat’s rightI’m breaking…

Intro: ( E  F#m  G#m  F#m ) x2 E                          F#m               G#m           F#mStudies show that ladies like a man with a guitar,      E                      F#m                         G#m     F#mBut I don’t wanna learn guitar cause I heard it hard.      E                            F#m            G#m        F#mBut I can learn how to hold it and move my hands,E                      F#m                         G#m                   F#mJust enough so you…

    Dm                    Am          AmIt seems like only yesterday              C                   G              Dm                                AmI won a ticket to Six Flags Over Georgia (Six Flags Over Georgia)         Dm                           AmI got stuck at the top of a loop-de-loop               C                                 G                                             DmAnd the man on the intercom said there’s nothing we can do for yaAm                                  C       G     And they left…